I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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