Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
tell me about the eggs
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