at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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