I'm jealous of your bromance
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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