O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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