therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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