i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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