its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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