and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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