I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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