Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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