Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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