my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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