I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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