jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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