I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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