Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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