just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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