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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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