your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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