Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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