I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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