He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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