no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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