You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
