So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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