I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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