So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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