I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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