Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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