But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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