Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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