no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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