On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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