do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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