So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
NoShamevember. You game?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
