I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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