Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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