Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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