She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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