I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
