I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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