Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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