Don't you send me to vm
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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