Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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