you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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