WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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