i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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