do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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