I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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