BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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