spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You were trust falling into bushes
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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